"Every man likes to flirt with a pretty girl..." (George Eliot)
"If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille."
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A pretty .GIF is like a melody.
A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Cross-posted from alt.female.model.claudia.schiffer.lust.lust.lust
Cross-posted from alt.female.model.elle.macpherson.lust.lust.lust
Cross-posted from alt.female.popstar.mariah.carey.lust.lust.lust
Cross-posted from alt.female.popstar.paula.abdul.lust.lust.lust
Exercise before kinky sex... be fit to be tied.
Girl of your dreams, unavailable except in GIF
Her sweater was so tight the men could hardly breathe.
How about anything *other* than Bobbitt taglines?
IF MARRIED(mariah_carey) THEN sulk++
If we're all sexually harressed, how come I didn't feel anything?
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor??
Real women let the man open the door.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.