"Basilisk meets Medusa and they get stoned". "Chmeee, I think it's a floating city." "Give me the steering wheel!" "Oh no..." "I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!" "If it screams, you're not eating fast enough." - Chmee "There is no magic." - Pug Abandon your search for truth. Settle for a good fantasy. Ahh! I get it!! The Universe *doesn't* make sense!! Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology. Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. Dare a kzin follow where a puppeteer leads? Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.... Define the universe and give three examples. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. DON'T YOU WISH: Just once, Silk had said, "I stole it from Polgara." Dragon riders make good first impressions. Dragonmen must fly when threads are in the sky. ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, lter Reality, un FANTASY.COM intead? I can handle reality in small doses. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him. Kzinti Diplomatic Corps - Let's do lunch! Laughing at an armed kzin only made it that much funnier. Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. Newly manifested, aggravated telekinetic with toothache. Oh dear. I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. Onion ring to Rule them all, Onion Ring to... Our apologies, but reality is not in service at this time. Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems. Psychic pygmie escapes from jail: Small Medium at Large Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Reality depends on the book I am currently reading. Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks. Shall we indulge in rishathra? Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine to 1994... Sometimes the facts fail to corespond to known reality. The puppeteer was clearly insane... The roundest knight at the round table? Sir Cumference! The world is coming to an end. Please log off. What a scary insight into the world of fantasy! Why do you think you can insult the Patriarch of Kzin?