"Could someone fetch my tortoise?" <Brutha>
"Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" "He says he can't."
"Inne Juste 7 Dayes I wille make You a Barbearian Hero!<Cohen>
"It's got an earthed copper roof. Gods really hate that sort of thing."
"It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden." <Ptraci>
"Time passed, which, basically, is its job." -EQUAL RITES
"What exactly *is* the Apocralypse?" Conina - "Sourcery"
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?" (Cat, Moving Pictures)
A god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
Camels have wet dreams too.....about Euclid.
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery"
For the real taste of Ankh-Morpork, try a knuckle sandwich...
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice.
I ATE'NT DEAD.
Much that is weird could happen on a world on the back of a turtle.
Night spread across the Disk like plum jam.  <Sourcery>
Nothing is final.  Except me, of course. <Death, "Sourcery">
Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.
Picturesque (adj) horribly precipitous.
Quaint (adj) fever-ridden and tumbledown.
The Ephebians believed every man should have the right to vote.