"Meow:" A cat saying, "Come here. I want to ignore you."
Actually, Cats are excellent at domesticating people.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cat's Favorite Game - "Ha! Made you look!"
Cats are smarter than dogs -- they won't pull sleds.
Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
Cats are so marvelously true to themselves.
Cats have the simplest of taste: the best is satisfactory
Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Door: something a cat wants to be on the other side of.
if ( odor(litterbox )>"Yuk!") newlitter(litterbox); else catpoop++;
If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
It's not clean laundry unless the cat's sleeping on it.
The 4 Cat Food Groups:  Dry, Canned, Natural, and Mine.
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
The mice may have the right but the cat has the claws.
The only reason cats need people is because they can't turn doorknobs.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
You're nobody till you've been ignored by a cat.