"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat."
"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana."
"From now on I want you all to call me Loretta." -- Stan
"Here is a pouch of money, which I'm not going to give to you."
"I'll write my tombstone - Here lies Blackadder and he's bloody annoyed."
"I'm sorry.  I'm not allowed to argue any more."
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Is this the right room for an argument?"
"My Lord, I have a cunning plan." - Baldric, several times.
"No, sir.  All our "David Copperfield"s have two P's."
"OK make a sentence from these words, face sodding your shut"
"Open up, wouldn't you like some of Felicity Kendall's nice undies?"
"Penfold?"  "Yes, DM?"  "Shush!"  "Oh Crumbs!"
"Silly twisted boy" - Milligan, S.
"Sir, without you, life was like a broken pencil...it was pointless."
"There you go, bringing class into it again..."
"This is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall."
"This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won."
@FN@'s an odd name. Mind if we call you Bruce?
Ah, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
Argument? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying... the Musical!
Guys! One of Vivian's socks escaped!
Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
Rick?  Rick?  Can you commit suicide with laxative pills?