"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.1!
42?!  7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows ...
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and Windows.
Anti-Windows Taglines - Windows Errors!
Bill G. says run DOS.  Bill G. says run Windows.  Format C:.  Gotcha!!
Bill Gates cannot take his riches to Heaven (Thank God!).
Don't buy anything from Microsoft with .0 on the end!!!
Dos: Venerable.  Windows: Vulnerable.  OS/2: Viable.
Hey Bill, I've upped my standards to OS/2.  Now UP YOURS!
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
OLE can't - PnP won't - Microsoft shouldn't
OS/2 Virus Scanner: WIN Virus found [R]emove or [R]emove?
OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
Rumour: NT means Not Tested
ViruScan detects Windows/NT. Remove (Y/N)?
Warning, lamer approaching, answers to the name of Bill Gates.
Win, lose; Fast, Slow; Is good, looks pretty; OS/2, Win 3.1
Windows 95 - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded.  System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 007 - System price error.  Inadequate money spent.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes
Windows Error: 015 - Unable to exit Windows.  Try the door.
Windows Error: 061 - WIN.COM not found - type WIN for exit ...
Windows Error: 089 - You can't Low Level Format your HDD so there!
Windows Error: 103 - Windows detected running on system
Windows Error: 123 - Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System=-
Windows Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Windows NT--No Thanks!
Windows: Multicrashing, OS/2: Multitasking, Win NT: MultiSleeping