"200 B.C.?!" "Before Calvin."
"Calvin arriving in turbo chute 4. Clear receiving pad."
"Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman."
"Calvin? Who's Calvin? I'm *Stupendous Man*!" - Calvin
"Careful, we don't want to learn from this." - Calvin
"Childhood is so disillusioning."
"Dad, what makes wind?" - Calvin "Trees sneezing" - Dad
"Eww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" - Calvin
"Gosh, that was over quick."
"Hey Dad, remember our car?" - Calvin
"Hey Dad. How'd you get your head stuck in a bowling ball? Ha!"
"Hmm... How *did* they finally kill Frosty?" - Hobbes
"Hobbes did it, Mom!" - Calvin
"I don't understand how some of these places stay in business."
"I got it off! Quick! Drown it in chocolate milk!" - Calvin
"I hate it when I can't gird my loins with funny animals." - Calvin
"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." - Calvin
"I need a stunt double!" - Calvin
"I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes."
"I want another eye put in my forehead."
"I want to be introduced as 'Calvin, Boy of Destiny'."
"I wish *I* was a tiger." Calvin "A common lament." Hobbes
"I'm about to stick my nose in a jar of mustard and inhale deeply!"
"I've got my head on straight after all." "Oh, I wouldn't go that far."
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume." - Calvin
"Is Amazon Girl's super power the ability to squeeze into that suit?"
"It's a crass culture, Hobbes. Shoddy and quick is all anybody knows."
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept."
"May I be excused? My brain is full." - Calvin
"My penitent sinner shtick needs some work." - Calvin
"Rats. I can't tell my gum from my silly putty." - Calvin
"Somehow whenever I ask a question, I end up with a lot of them to answer."
"The fearless Spaceman Spiff sets off to explore a new planet."
"The universe has an attitude, Mom!"
"There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even!" - Calvin
"These discussions never go where they're supposed to."
"They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius." - Calvin.
"Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin." - Susie
"We're studying Geography! Now what state do you live in?" "Denial."
"What happened?" - Hobbes "I got swatted." - Calvin
"Whatcha doin'?" - Hobbes "Counterfeiting money." - Calvin
"Why does the universe always give you the sign *after* you do it?"