!neercs eht of edis gnorw eht no er'ouy siht daer nac ouy fI ® ¨Qu‚? ¯ "" " "" " " "" (random quotes) "A Hospital? What is it doctor?" "A big white building..." "A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you..." "An' if that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff." "Are you insinuating something?" "No! No, no, no, no. Yes." "Bother," said Pooh. "Delays, delays..."--Marvin the Martian "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular." "Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans." "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree "Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" ** "I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!" "I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Groucho "Idiot! I said shoot across her nose; not up it!" "If you push something hard enough it'll fall over." "It isn't just saying 'No it isn't'" "Yes it is." "No it isn't." "It's raining in the direction of down!" "Missed by that much." - Maxwell Smart "Must get Moose and Squirrel!" - Boris & Natasha "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "Augh!" "Not bad for a guy who never took a lesson in his life."-Daffy Duck "Sincerity? I can fake that." - Hawkeye Pierce "That creature has stolen the Aludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things" "Where is everybody?" - Godot. "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long 2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil... 2 peanuts were walking in the park late at night. 1 was assaulted. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. A closed mouth gathers no feet! A duel of wits? To the DEATH? A good pun is it's own reword. A pen may run to water, but a pencil must be lead. According to my calculations, the problem does not exist! ACRONYM: Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning Ahah! I've got you on another thread now! Aibohphobia: An irrational fear of palindromes. All answers questioned here. All mimsy were the borogoves... All the world's a stage and I have two scripts. All the world's a stage and I'm merely a stand in. Ancient Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times" And now, here's something we hope you'll really like! And now, My head will implode. [Schulmpfh] Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. antisesquipedalial - opposed to the use of large words ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. Aw, come on! I would never go that far. Well, maybe. Awooga, Awooga, Purple Alert! Purple Alert! Banging head against wall mode - off. Be Vewy Quiet ù ù ù I'm Hunting Tagwines! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Been through hell? Okay... What did you bring me? Beware of the .. Oh, NOOO! Arghhh! Blessed is the writer with nothing to say. Boldly going foward, because we can't find reverse. BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding. Buckle up back there... we're going into... Hyper Active! BZZZZZZTT!! No that answer is incorrect! Can I quote you quoting me quoting you where you quoted me? Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out. Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Decaffinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!? Dehydrated Water! Just add water for a refreshing beverage! Order now! Did you know there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, but 44 sounds? Did you take a shower? There seems to be one missing. Don't bite my finger; Look where I'm pointing! Don't confuse me with facts!! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear! Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice. Don't vote. It only encourages them. Einstein: E=mcý, but why do I have to wear socks? EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale. Energize. Hey! Where'd that bunny come from! Error propagates faster than truth. EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it. EVERYONE is weird. Some of us just show it off more! Experiencing synaptical difficulties; Please stand by. expert (n): Someone who knows where to look for the answer. FATAL ERROR: User Executed FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry First Law of Paradigms: Shift happens. First Squirrel, then Moose..... For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision. For Sale: Dehydrated HýO - $14 per litre Genius designs pill bottle unopenable by VCR-aware children. Get this soap box away from me before I hurt someone! Gone crazy, back later. Please leave a message. Grow your own dope... Plant a politician! Have a Nice Day. hiGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr... inSERt COFfEe. Hippocrates: Very large boxes. Hope I don't get barred from the echo for this one! Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating? How come wrong numbers are never busy? How many of you believe in Telekinesis? Raise my hand! Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts... I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I BBS because no one can read my handwriting. I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee. I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left. I can say anything here; it's *my* tagline, isn't it? I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting. I derailed my train of thought. Hundreds were killed. I did not say this. I was not here. You will not remember this. I didn't know it was impossible when I did it. I distinctly remember forgetting that. I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here! I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it. I get kicks from watching my PC download files. I had a castle once, but the waves washed it away. I had my coathangers spayed. I have TWO full decks; one's a backup. I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere! I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley's. I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already there. I wired my washer backwards, now it spits out extra socks! I wish life had a scroll-back buffer. I'll do it when I get around to it...what *is* a round tuit? I'll have what the guy in the ambulance had... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun. I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm pretty sure that none of us are here. I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric... I've fallen and I....'d really like to stay here! Rather comfy.... I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. (Groucho) ICONCEIVABLE!!! If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If it's not one hemisphere of the brain, it's the other. If there is light at the end of the tunnel...order more tunnels. If you can read this - my cloaking device is defective. If you think you're confused now, wait until I explain it. If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands. If you're not confused, you're not paying attention. It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to work. It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights. It is high praise to see your taglines used by others. It might be 90ø to reality - but in which direction? It's bad luck to be superstitious. It's not a mistake, it's an experiment. It's not broken because I haven't fixed it yet. Leonie was unstoppable! Let go of my ears. I KNOW what I'm doing. Life is a bifurcating chaotic attractor, and then you die. Look out. Behind you. Macintosh Screen Message: Like, um, dude. Something like, went wrong. Mail not found: bort etry lail arms in panic! MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Miserable is the writer with nothing to say. Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. Murphys Law is not commutable; washing your car to make it rain won't work. My damm m key is brokem, mo I meam m key, mot m Name:³ººÞ³º³³ÛºÝ³Ý Rank:Þº³º³Ûº³Þº Serial No:º³ÞºÝºÝ³º³ National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA) Never buy matches at a second hand store. No day in which you learn something is a complete waste. No decorations necessary. No fair, you're trying to confuse me with facts here. NO! NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! Nothing can go wrong.wrong.wrong.wrong. Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . . o/~ I can see clearly now, my brain has gone... o/~ Of Course I'm Sane ... The Voices Said So ... Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what?... Wait!...Where are you going? Old Celts never die, they just have harp failure. One person's is another's . Oooh, Ee, Oooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. Planes don't kill people. The ground does. Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Put on your seatbelt....I wanna try something. Quality before quantity, I say! Quick! Pick a smell from apples to yams. Rap is to music what Etch-a-sketch is to art Remember, loot and pillage THEN burn! Remember, madness has its toll. Please have exact change. Seeing is believing; Touching is convincing.. Send a self-abused stomped antelope to... Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to! Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow? Socrates: Boxes for socks. Stamp out and eliminate superfluous redundancies. Strange game, the only winning move is not to play. Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Thanks. I always thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough. That's okay. The spikes broke his fall. The best way to avoid the problems is to avoid them The cost of feathers has risen. Now even down is up. The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. The light at the end of the tunnel could be a flame thrower! The message is OVER! Go Away! The music's very good. My compliments to the clef. The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. The Oo-Ah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs. The police were bewildered and said so. The speed of time is one second per second. The standard deviation on reality has exceeded acceptable limits. There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is serious. There's no point in being grown up if you can't act childish sometimes. These views do not reflect all the voices in my skull. THIS is a close-up?!? A CLOSE-UP, YA JERK! A CLOSE-UP!!! Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. To refuse to decide is a decision. tomato paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.... TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids. Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes! Twisted mind? No, just bent in a few strategic places. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist... Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good before, and this isn't it. Unwritten laws cannot be erased. Veni, Vidi, ROFL -- I came, I saw, I -laughed-! Warm bed? Nope. Kind word? Sorry. Unlimited power? Let's talk. We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH? We'll burn that bridge when we come to it Welcome to the zoo...you may feed the animal. What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired? What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon. What's the difference between snot & broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. When faced by a superior opponent, cheat. When it's all said and done, have you done what you said? Why be humble when you can be insane? Witlag - The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke. Yes, but what is the speed of Dark? Yesterday I--no, that wasn't me... You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?!? You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find Prince Charming. You look bored and I'm bored. Let's be bored together! You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You.... in the back row. Stop laughing or leave the room! Zip Zip Zap Pow Splat..............squelch \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ...